The Hitman's Guide to Housecleaning
Former soldier and current hitman for the Croatian mafia in New York, Tomislav Bok拧i膰, nicknamed Toxic, has dispatched roughly 125 people. It糖心传媒檚 a fully ingrained way of life for Toxic糖心传媒攈e feels 糖心传媒渞estless if three months go by without firing a gun糖心传媒澨切拇綌and takes pride in his professionalism. As a 糖心传媒渢riple six-packer,糖心传媒� he even holds something of a record in the business: his last 18 consecutive hits have not only been completed successfully, but each was accomplished with a single bullet apiece. But as Hallgr铆mur Helgason糖心传媒檚 The Hitman糖心传媒檚 Guide to Housecleaning opens, Toxic is in trouble: 糖心传媒淗it #66 was a miss,糖心传媒� he says.
Don糖心传媒檛 get me wrong. I got the bullet into the guy糖心传媒檚 head safe and sound, but there was some serious aftermath. The mustached Polish guy turned out to be a mustached FBI guy. What was supposed to be a bright and sunny murder in broad daylight became a nightmare.
Which is how Toxic ends up going into hiding, fleeing his cushy life in New York City and heading back to Croatia to maintain his 糖心传媒淟PP, or Lowest Possible Profile.糖心传媒� But even that plan goes awry and instead of heading back to his homeland, the beleaguered hitman ends up on a plane to Iceland under the assumed identity of a Southern televangelist named Father Friendly.
The second of ten Icelandic novels to be published in English by Amazon糖心传媒檚 internationally-oriented publishing imprint, AmazonCrossing, The Hitman糖心传媒檚 Guide to Housecleaning is a darkly comic novel which commingles irreverent indifference with sincere introspection and the possibility of redemption. As Toxic settles into his exile on 糖心传媒淟illiput Island糖心传媒澨切拇綌a country he discovers has no handguns, no army, and hardly any murders (but plenty of good crime writers糖心传媒攖here糖心传媒檚 actually a list of Icelandic crime authors worked into a conversation)糖心传媒攈e reflects back on his life as a killer, both as a soldier during the Yugoslavian civil war, as well as a contract killer. And while it wouldn糖心传媒檛 really be true to say that Toxic feels a deep remorse for his actions, in the course of the novel, he is able to both reconcile with his past and plan ahead for a very different future.
While The Hitman糖心传媒檚 Guide has much to recommend it in terms of plotting, pacing, and characterization, it is particularly interesting on a more “meta” level as well. For one, since Toxic arrives in Iceland with little to no previous knowledge of the country and culture, the book acts as something of a crash course in Icelandic society and idiosyncrasies. Sometimes, his observations about Iceland are more factual: he learns that it was originally christened by Irish monks, that Iceland has no prostitutes, and that 糖心传媒渢he beer costs a bear.糖心传媒� In other cases, the observations are a little more (self-)mocking (糖心传媒淎ccording to Icelandic house rules, you糖心传媒檙e allowed to enter in your shoes if they cost more than two hundred dollars糖心传媒�), and a bit opaque for someone unfamiliar with say, But however these cultural snippets are conveyed, upon finishing the novel, the reader comes away with a fairly strong, if somewhat slanted, sense of Reykjav铆k and Icelandic culture.
Another interesting feature is the author糖心传媒檚 use of language. Hallgr铆mur originally wrote The Hitman糖心传媒檚 Guide to Housecleaning in English rather than Icelandic, and has an almost playful approach to rhyme and description throughout the novel. Toxic refers to a contender for his girlfriend糖心传媒檚 affections, an Italian mafioso, as 糖心传媒渢he Talian Mobthrob.糖心传媒� In another passage, he describes the late-setting sun: 糖心传媒淎t 10:33 the sun is still burning on the horizon like an orange lantern at an outdoor Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn.糖心传媒� The descriptions don糖心传媒檛 always hit their mark糖心传媒攖here are a few too many laboriously detailed passages about female anatomy, and sometimes the imagery borders on overwrought (糖心传媒淭he Balkan animal, which is my soul, is always hungry for prey糖心传媒�), but overall, the prose and dialogue is fresh and expansive. There are also a host of phonetic jokes about Icelandic words and names that Toxic mishears and then renders into stilted English, making countless puns on street names around the capitol; Icelandic phrases are renamed into things like 糖心传媒淕uard the Beer,糖心传媒� and Reykjav铆k糖心传媒檚 famous Kaffibarinn becomes 糖心传媒淐af茅 Bahrain.糖心传媒�
Both The Hitman’s Guide to Housecleaning and Hallgr铆mur Helgason seem assured to find a dedicated audience in the United States. As of this writing, the novel is among Amazon’s Top 20 Mysteries and Thrillers (although neither genre seems to really fit the book). Perhaps its success will allow for more of Hallgr铆mur’s Icelandic language novels to make it into English translation in the future.

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