"Children in Reindeer Woods" by Kristin 脫marsd贸ttir [Icelandic Literature]
We’re bringing Lytton Smith’s translation of Children in Reindeer Woods next April, which is a ways off, I know, but it still seems like the perfect time to introduce this strange, haunting novel.
This novel takes place at a “temporary home for children” called Children in Reindeer Woods, where eleven-year-old Billie lives. The book opens with an intense clash of styles, as a very pastoral description is uprooted by the sudden arrival of a group of paratroopers who kill everyone—except for Billie. Rafael, one of the soldiers, then turns on his compatriots, kills them, and decides to get out of the war and become a farmer with Billie.
What war is this? It’s very unclear. Initially it might seem like WWII (which doesn’t make a great deal of sense), but people use cell phones, a nun passes through on her way to buy a computer, etc. This sort of murkiness adds to the fable-like quality of the novel.
is the author of several books of poetry, short stories, novels, and plays. She received Gr铆man, the Icelandic playwright award, in 2005 fo the play Tell Me Everything.
Here’s an excerpt from Children in Reindeer Woods, her first book to be published in English translation.
vii. Rafael shouldered the weapon and took the crockery into the kitchen. Then he aimed the gun at the girl. 糖心传媒淵ou can play for an hour before you go to bed. You糖心传媒檒l play here.糖心传媒�
With the toe of his army boot, he gestured to an empty spot on the living room floor. Billie got up from the table, pulled down the hem of her dress, and curtsied.
糖心传媒淎re you tall for your age?糖心传媒� he asked.
Tall like my father was, she was about to say, but stopped her motormouth dead.
糖心传媒淵ou said you were . . . eleven years old.糖心传媒� Billie nodded her head. 糖心传媒淭hen you糖心传媒檙e tall for your age. Do you still play or not?糖心传媒�
糖心传媒渊别蝉.糖心传媒�
糖心传媒淗ow does the daughter of the house spend her time?糖心传媒�
糖心传媒淚糖心传媒檓 not the daughter of the house.糖心传媒�
糖心传媒淗ow does a bright young thing spend her time?糖心传媒�
糖心传媒淲ith Barbie dolls,糖心传媒� replied Billie, bowing because she felt she was replying to a king and kings like being replied to with bows at the end of sentences. 糖心传媒淚 am not a precocious child. I am late-developing, almost retarded, though I am not dyslexic. I
believe in God, the Father, the creator of heaven and the earth.糖心传媒�
Billie bowed. Rafael smiled without effort, and just as effortlessly the smile vanished from his face. His ordinary facial expression was in keeping with his physical strength and his deliberate movements.
糖心传媒淲here are the Barbie dolls?糖心传媒� he asked inquisitively. She pointed to the red plastic box on the bookshelf. He rummaged around in the box. 糖心传媒淵ou know what? It was a pleasure to dine with you.糖心传媒�
That糖心传媒檚 how a fully-grown man talks to a fully-grown woman, not to a girl, little or big. She stretched her back. Perhaps she糖心传媒檇 gotten big. 糖心传媒淭he pleasure was all mine,糖心传媒� she replied, and curtsied.
糖心传媒淧lay,糖心传媒� he commanded, setting the red box on the floor. Billie sat down. She had heard offhand comments that eleven-year-old girls were too big for Barbie. Perhaps she was retarded. Her father and mother had said, they were always saying, the two of them together and each of them separately:
Billie dear, don糖心传媒檛 constrain your inner child.
Be a child as long as you want, even if you become the object of ridicule.
What does object of ridicule mean, Mom and Dad, what does object of ridicule mean?
When you get laughed at.
Why will I get laughed at, why will I get laughed at, Mom and Dad?
We don糖心传媒檛 know you will get laughed at, but if, if, you get laughed at, you have our word that you can be the way you want to be, so long as it doesn糖心传媒檛 hurt others. Other people糖心传媒檚 laughter is not a death sentence. You can糖心传媒檛 let others change your habits.
If she asked them whether she was retarded, they laughed like baboons. And so she took note of this, she would learn the truth for herself later. When she got bigger she would go to an institution, perhaps, and get the confirmation she currently lacked. The phone rang. Rafael, who was standing at the front door holding the cat, breathing in the evening breeze and the warm country air, turned in a half-circle and stared at the telephone. It was like he hadn糖心传媒檛 seen a phone before. Like it made a difference to stare at it. You have to answer it. Then he looked at Billie. Back at the phone. He let the cat fall from his arms and went towards the machine, which stood on a pillar in the hall. It might be Soffia. She usually rang about that time, after dinner. The phone糖心传媒檚 ringer fell silent. The army boots continued past the girl, and the man sat down in the rocking chair.
糖心传媒淒oes the phone ring much?糖心传媒� he asked, massaging his forehead.
糖心传媒淚t sometimes rings in the morning. Sometimes in the evening. Not often.糖心传媒�
糖心传媒淲ho calls?糖心传媒�
糖心传媒淪omeone or other.糖心传媒�
糖心传媒淒o you know any names?
She shrugged her shoulders; she couldn糖心传媒檛 possibly say, my Mom. Perhaps the man would be sorry to hear her mom wasn糖心传媒檛 dead. She dressed the Barbie dolls in new clothes, she combed their hair. The phone rang again. She acted as though the machine didn糖心传媒檛 exist. The phone went dead. Rafael糖心传媒檚 eyes closed.
The cat slunk slowly across the f loor, nuzzled at the rocking chair and the army boots, then jumped up onto the soldier糖心传媒檚 lap. With his eyes still closed, he made room for the animal and put a hand on its fur. The other hand grasped the weapon, which rested on his chest like a bow and violin on a sleeping fiddle player糖心传媒檚 chest. While he slept, because he snored, the playing girl took charge, and the dolls began to speak, competing to speak as though they had eaten lots of eggs, talking in soft voices:
viii. Ragga: I糖心传媒檝e gotten into even more trouble because I糖心传媒檓 pregnant and going to have a child. I糖心传媒檒l leave it on the doorstep of some rich folk. I wouldn糖心传媒檛 let anyone suffer my poverty and hardship.
Sara: I糖心传媒檒l take the child, dear Ragga; I cannot have children because in truth I have metalbelly.
Ragga: What is metalbelly, Sara babe?
Sara: Ugh, let糖心传媒檚 not talk about it at this elegant party. Thank you for coming, my darling angel.
Ragga: Are you going to see Gugga? Teddy cut off her hair and sold it.
Sara: Let糖心传媒檚 go and steal something from Teddy. Quick.
Ragga: Good idea! I likewise am dead tired of this party. It糖心传媒檚 much more entertaining to go and play outside.
Sara: I had to host this party, my darling cinnamon bun, so no one would think that I糖心传媒檓 retarded. Sara whispers to Ragga: I am, you see, retarded.
Ragga: Me too. Don糖心传媒檛 tell anyone. Come and steal something from Teddy, Guggalugga糖心传媒檚 husband.
They arrive at bald Guggalugga糖心传媒檚 home.
Ragga: Guggalugga, you糖心传媒檙e quite the sight! You糖心传媒檙e bald.
A bald Barbie doll is added to the group.
Gugga: Don糖心传媒檛 say that, Ragga, please, be nice to me.
Ragga: It糖心传媒檚 best to speak the truth my angel, my raisin bun, I hope you糖心传媒檙e not ill, dear Gugga. Where is that guy? Where糖心传媒檚 that jerk of a guy?
The new Barbie doll, a boy-doll, who has been added to the crowd: I糖心传媒檓 good. I糖心传媒檓 good. As the saying goes: everything糖心传媒檚 hay in hard times. I糖心传媒檓 good. God bless us, God bless us all. I糖心传媒檝e sinned and now I repent. All the worst things humankind has
done had gathered inside me. I repented. God bless us, my child. Everything糖心传媒檚 hay糖心传媒�
Sara and Ragga beat Teddy to pieces.
Gugga: Girls, be nice to Teddy. It糖心传媒檚 not like you think, my hair will grow back.
Ragga: It won糖心传媒檛 grow back, you donkey, you糖心传媒檙e a doll.
They stop beating Teddy, who cries like an old crone.
Gugga: Girls, listen, please. Teddy糖心传媒檚 momma ordered him to steal my hair because she said she would disinherit him if he didn糖心传媒檛 and she gave him a lot of money for the hair. We were starving. Our stomachs howled. We would have died of hunger.
Didn糖心传媒檛 you notice that we were beginning to lose weight?
Ragga: Is it better to be rich and bald?
Ragga punches Teddy.
Gugga: You糖心传媒檙e one to speak, Ragga, pregnant and about to sell some rich people your child.
Ragga: I糖心传媒檓 not going to sell it. I糖心传媒檓 giving it away. That糖心传媒檚 quite different. My offspring won糖心传媒檛 be bought and sold like your hair.
Sara: I shall give Gugga my hair. I糖心传媒檓 giving Guggalugga my hair.
糖心传媒淲ait a moment, I need to fetch the scissors,糖心传媒� said Billie, standing up.

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